Haiku 

90 minutes - £450

A stolen moment with your sweetheart.

Limerick

2 hours - £600

Allow me to flirt mercilessly with you over a glass of wine and a game of cards.

Sonnet

3-4 hours - £800 - £1000

Cocktails and jazz? Dinner and romance? Let our minds to meet and our imaginations alight until we’re aching to take things somewhere more private. This one is my favourite for a first date.

Elegy

6 hours - £1400

Half a day of unhurried deliciousness. Perfect for theatre or gallery trips with a side of fine dining and plenty of time for dessert.

Epic 

12+ hours and FMTY - bespoke - please get in touch for rates

The ultimate indulgence. Let’s take our time to discover earth’s abundant pleasures together. This could be a salacious sleepover, a weekend escape to the countryside or something even more adventurous for the passport-ready.

The finer details...

I require a deposit of 20% of the total booking fee to confirm our date and am able to take this via paypal, bank transfer, Throne or gift card.

I prefer our private time to happen in four or five star hotels. If you’d like me to arrange a hotel room for us, please let me know and I shall add the cost of this to your deposit payment.

For meetings at private residences, I require a screenshot of your linked-in page that clearly shows you logged in, a work website and an email from your work email address, photo ID or a reference from another companion with a social media presence (please ask for permission before forwarding me their details).

Life happens and, if for any reason you need to cancel our date, that is of course absolutely fine! I’d much rather not catch your cold. If more than 48 hours notice is given, the full deposit can be put towards another date within two months of that originally scheduled. If less than 48 hours notice is given, a 50% cancellation fee is required.

In the extremely rare event that I need to cancel our date, I will refund your deposit in full via the method of delivery.

Dates of longer than 2 hours require some social time and dates of longer than 4 hours must include a meal.

Dates with overnight stays require a minimum of seven hours of uninterrupted sleep so that I can be my best and most energised self for you in the morning.

In the unlikely event that I am made to feel uncomfortable by displays of disrespectful, pushy or coercive behaviour, I reserve the right to change what is on offer or terminate our date with no refund.